And, my question – where did they get the teeny tiny little cell phones for the mama mice to use? Did they just phone other mice, or did they text too? Did the Mama mice who had cell phones start to wear make-up and hair spray their fur and think they were all that and a bag of chips? So maybe the results were due to chemical exposure in the mice make-up and hairspray, and only incidentally due to the cell phone radiation? Is it possible that the “Cell phone mamas”(CPM’s) had better access to party information, and so developed a different lifestyle then the traditional mice? More access to alcohol and mice recreational drugs? Perhaps they started smoking? Started drinking more coffee in the morning to make up for lack of sleep due to late nights partying? Had poorer nutrition after spending their disposable income (what do you get paid to be a lab mouse, anyway?) on new party clothes, alcohol and cigarettes? And with their new lifestyles, did they choose to bottle feed mouse formula instead of breast feeding their little litters? And is it possible that the change in lifestyle led to some premature little mousekateers, which is indeed linked to ADHD (at least in humans?)

Clearly there are a lot of possible confounding factors in this reasearch.

Also, just as clearly, my meds have completely worn off, and I should stop typing now. (My husband is nodding vigorously to this last sentence!)